Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.
NO CHEATING.

How does the world see me?
Big Daddy Kane - Flame On
[Sounds good. >_>]

Will I have a happy life?
Shabaam Sahdeeq & DJ Revolution - Rize Up
[Yay.]

What do people really think of me?
VA - Word Power
[I'm good with words?]

Do people secretly lust after me?
Cam the Wizard - Real Magic
[People don't know 'bout my real magic.]

How can I make myself happy?
Rusty Chains - Diane
[Find a girl named Diane? Good song, too, btw.]

What should I do with my life?
Shabaam Sahdeeq & DJ Revolution - Under the Radar
[What?]

Will I ever have children?
Shabaam Sahdeeq & DJ Revolution - Escape From NY
[I'll have them in NY, and have to escape. Obviously.]

What is some good advice for me?
Busdriver - Stingy Lover
[Find a stingy lover!]

What do I think my current theme song is?
Latyrx - The Quickening
[Something about quickness.]

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Deep Rooted - Move
[I've got to move my body? OH SNAP. THEY THINK I'M LAZY?!]

What song will play at my funeral?
Masta Killa - Lovely Lady
[So they think I'm lazy and insult my gender?]

What type of women do I like?
Das EFX - If U Luv
[... looking at the lyrics, I like a woman that'll show her titties if she loves hip hop.]

What is my day going to be like?
Rusty Chains - Bang 2 Dis
[I'm gonna bang 2 dat.]

Why am I here?
Shabaam Sahdeeq & DJ Revolution - You Go Girl
[More gender insults? T_T]

What will people remember me for?
Busdriver - Unplanned Parenthood
[Haha.]

What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Busdriver - Imaginary Places
[ALWAYS stuck in my head.]

Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
Shabaam Sahdeeq & DJ Revolution - You Don't Know
[Neither do I.]

What will this year be all about?
Kirby Dominant - Famous Nights and Empty Days
[Hm.]